Katjo Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 This gave me a chuckle! 4 3 2021 Dodge Ram 1500Β 2021 Oliver Elite llΒ Hull #732Β MichiganΒ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAX Burner Posted August 6, 2023 Share Posted August 6, 2023 2 5 Art, Diane, Magnus & Oscar (double-Aaarrf!) 2022 TUNDRA 2017 LEΒ II;Β Hull #226 "Casablanca" HAM call-sign: Β W0ABX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator+ ScubaRx Posted September 5, 2023 Moderator+ Share Posted September 5, 2023 I've been banned from shopping at one of out local Walmart's here in town. About 6 months ago I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my beautiful Doberman, Reacher, which weighed 110 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. I wondered what she thought I had. So, because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I explained to her that it was the Perfect Diet. Dog food is nutritionally complete and contains all the nutrients, protein, vitamins and minerals to adequately sustain a large carnivore for a lifetime. I added that the last time, it had worked really well and that I'd lost 50 pounds. Since I had gained back some weight lately, I had decided to give it another go. I told her the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Further, I told her that I knew I probably shouldn't do this, because the last time, I ended up in the hospital. I explained that I had awakened in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. (I need to mention here that practically everyone in the checkout line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in intensive care, because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me. 1 11 Steve, Tali and our dogΒ RockyΒ plus our beloved Storm, Lucy,Β Maggie and Reacher (all waiting at the Rainbow Bridge) 2008 Legacy Elite I - Outlaw Oliver, Hull #026 | 2014 Legacy Elite II - Outlaw Oliver, Hull #050 | 2022 Silverado High Country 3500HD SRW Diesel 4x4Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rideandfly Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 On 8/6/2023 at 12:11 PM, Katjo said: This gave me a chuckle! This reminds me of when we were visiting another couple in their camper while camping in South Carolina. They had left canned alcoholic beverages outside of the camper to keep them cool.Β Β Later that evening raccoons started running around chasing each other making making lots of noise. There were many pine trees in the campground and the raccoons started climbing and falling out of the trees, too. You could hear them when they hit the ground. Β We went outside and found holes chewed in all of the cans and realized the raccoons started acting up because they were drunk. 4 3 2015 LE2 #75 / 2024 F-150/5.0L Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katjo Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 @rideandfly Party animals!π 4 2021 Dodge Ram 1500Β 2021 Oliver Elite llΒ Hull #732Β MichiganΒ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Katjo Posted September 30, 2023 Share Posted September 30, 2023 π 7 2021 Dodge Ram 1500Β 2021 Oliver Elite llΒ Hull #732Β MichiganΒ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators SeaDawg Posted October 1, 2023 Moderators Share Posted October 1, 2023 2 hours ago, Katjo said: π Omg, no way to chock those wheels... π€£π€£π€£ 1 4 2008 Ram 1500 4 Γ 4 2008 Oliver Elite, Hull #12 Florida and Western North Carolina, or wherever the truck goes.... 400 watts solar. DC compressor fridge. No inverter. 2 x 105 ah agm batteries .Β Life is good. Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainoliver Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Just to hopefully relieve some of the forum snarkyness. Trying to get to the last campsite before the other guy: 4 2017 Elite II, Hull #208 2019 Chevy HD 2500 Duramax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator+ ScubaRx Posted December 12, 2023 Moderator+ Share Posted December 12, 2023 4 minutes ago, mountainoliver said: Just to hopefully relieve some of the forum snarkyness. Trying to get to the last campsite before the other guy: Why are the trailer tires smoking? Steve, Tali and our dogΒ RockyΒ plus our beloved Storm, Lucy,Β Maggie and Reacher (all waiting at the Rainbow Bridge) 2008 Legacy Elite I - Outlaw Oliver, Hull #026 | 2014 Legacy Elite II - Outlaw Oliver, Hull #050 | 2022 Silverado High Country 3500HD SRW Diesel 4x4Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainoliver Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Just now, ScubaRx said: Why are the trailer tires smoking? I donβt knowΒ 2017 Elite II, Hull #208 2019 Chevy HD 2500 Duramax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator+ ScubaRx Posted December 12, 2023 Moderator+ Share Posted December 12, 2023 It's a Christmas mystery! Hope you guys are well. Will we see you in Q next year? Steve, Tali and our dogΒ RockyΒ plus our beloved Storm, Lucy,Β Maggie and Reacher (all waiting at the Rainbow Bridge) 2008 Legacy Elite I - Outlaw Oliver, Hull #026 | 2014 Legacy Elite II - Outlaw Oliver, Hull #050 | 2022 Silverado High Country 3500HD SRW Diesel 4x4Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mountainoliver Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Hopefully, Iβm dealing with another retinal detachment. Thankfully it took place before we left for our winter trip. Stuck home for another month so who knows?Β 1 1 2017 Elite II, Hull #208 2019 Chevy HD 2500 Duramax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators topgun2 Posted December 12, 2023 Moderators Share Posted December 12, 2023 18 minutes ago, ScubaRx said: Why are the trailer tires smoking? They left the emergency brakes on? 2 2023 Ford F150 Lariat 3.5EB FX4 Max Towing, Max Payload, 2016 Oliver Elite II - Hull #117 "Twist" Near Asheville, NC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator+ ScubaRx Posted December 13, 2023 Moderator+ Share Posted December 13, 2023 4 hours ago, mountainoliver said: Hopefully, Iβm dealing with another retinal detachment. Thankfully it took place before we left for our winter trip. Stuck home for another month so who knows?Β Good Luck, I just had both cataracts removed. I'm having them mounted as earrings for Tali's Christmas. 3 Steve, Tali and our dogΒ RockyΒ plus our beloved Storm, Lucy,Β Maggie and Reacher (all waiting at the Rainbow Bridge) 2008 Legacy Elite I - Outlaw Oliver, Hull #026 | 2014 Legacy Elite II - Outlaw Oliver, Hull #050 | 2022 Silverado High Country 3500HD SRW Diesel 4x4Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAX Burner Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 4 hours ago, ScubaRx said: Why are the trailer tires smoking? Why does it look like the guy on the left (behind) has two rear axles? Β Tag axle? Art, Diane, Magnus & Oscar (double-Aaarrf!) 2022 TUNDRA 2017 LEΒ II;Β Hull #226 "Casablanca" HAM call-sign: Β W0ABX Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Dorrer Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 11 hours ago, MAX Burner said: Why does it look like the guy on the left (behind) has two rear axles? Β Tag axle? The rear axle is for the super chargerπ 1 2 Β John & Susan Dorrer, 2013 F250, 6.2 gasser, 4x4, 2022 Legacy Elite 2, twin beds, Hull #1045, Jolli Olli - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronbrink Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 1 3 2020 OLEll, Twin, 579 No installed solar, Renogy 40A DC-DC charger, 460Ah LFP battery bank/Victron SmartShunt, Hughes Autoformer, dual Lagun tables, auxiliary Cerbo-S GX/Victron 30A Blue Smart IP22 Charger combo, Dreiha Atmos 4.4 a/c upgrade. 2012 Silverado 1500 4x4 A.R.E. truck bed cover/BedRug bed liner, 200W solar array/Victron SmartSolar MPPT 75/15 and 100Ah potable power station, Rancho QuickLIFT front suspension strut/coil spring upgrade, Advanced Technology vented/slotted disc brake rotor upgrade, Air Lift LoadLifter 5000 Air Suspension/wireless remote controller, Mechman 320A High Output alternator/upsize cables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wandering Sagebrush Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 2 hours ago, Ronbrink said: I donβt see an escalator, how can you camp without an escalator? 3 Hull #364 - The RoadrunnerΒ 2023 F350 CCLB SRW 6.7L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronbrink Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 50 minutes ago, Wandering Sagebrush said: I donβt see an escalator, how can you camp without an escalator? Iβll break the βnewsβ to her miles down the road when thereβs no turning back! 1 2020 OLEll, Twin, 579 No installed solar, Renogy 40A DC-DC charger, 460Ah LFP battery bank/Victron SmartShunt, Hughes Autoformer, dual Lagun tables, auxiliary Cerbo-S GX/Victron 30A Blue Smart IP22 Charger combo, Dreiha Atmos 4.4 a/c upgrade. 2012 Silverado 1500 4x4 A.R.E. truck bed cover/BedRug bed liner, 200W solar array/Victron SmartSolar MPPT 75/15 and 100Ah potable power station, Rancho QuickLIFT front suspension strut/coil spring upgrade, Advanced Technology vented/slotted disc brake rotor upgrade, Air Lift LoadLifter 5000 Air Suspension/wireless remote controller, Mechman 320A High Output alternator/upsize cables. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderators topgun2 Posted December 13, 2023 Moderators Share Posted December 13, 2023 1 hour ago, Ronbrink said: Iβll break the βnewsβ to her miles down the road when thereβs no turning back! Let us know how THAT works out for ya.π 3 2023 Ford F150 Lariat 3.5EB FX4 Max Towing, Max Payload, 2016 Oliver Elite II - Hull #117 "Twist" Near Asheville, NC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Foster Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 On 10/16/2021 at 10:41 PM, SeaDawg said: So true. I had to read that twice.Β First time I read, "No one ever has bears around the microwave." 2 2014 Ram 2500 Cummins Diesel 4X4 Truck 2024 Oliver Legacy Elite II Hull 1460 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Foster Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 On 9/5/2023 at 5:47 PM, ScubaRx said: I've been banned from shopping at one of out local Walmart's here in town. About 6 months ago I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my beautiful Doberman, Reacher, which weighed 110 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. I wondered what she thought I had. So, because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I explained to her that it was the Perfect Diet. Dog food is nutritionally complete and contains all the nutrients, protein, vitamins and minerals to adequately sustain a large carnivore for a lifetime. I added that the last time, it had worked really well and that I'd lost 50 pounds. Since I had gained back some weight lately, I had decided to give it another go. I told her the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Further, I told her that I knew I probably shouldn't do this, because the last time, I ended up in the hospital. I explained that I had awakened in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. (I need to mention here that practically everyone in the checkout line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in intensive care, because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me. Do you have a pet tiger named, Hobbes? 2014 Ram 2500 Cummins Diesel 4X4 Truck 2024 Oliver Legacy Elite II Hull 1460 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Foster Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 On 12/12/2023 at 7:30 PM, MAX Burner said: Why does it look like the guy on the left (behind) has two rear axles? Β Tag axle? That is photoshopped.Β This, however, was taken off of Google Maps when I was researching the drive to and from Hohenwald. 1 1 2014 Ram 2500 Cummins Diesel 4X4 Truck 2024 Oliver Legacy Elite II Hull 1460 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moderator+ ScubaRx Posted December 14, 2023 Moderator+ Share Posted December 14, 2023 I've noticed that on street view, google maps will often "double" parts of a photo. But I want me one of those trucks. I could haul a mill, welder and a lathe as well as everything else we carry. 3 Steve, Tali and our dogΒ RockyΒ plus our beloved Storm, Lucy,Β Maggie and Reacher (all waiting at the Rainbow Bridge) 2008 Legacy Elite I - Outlaw Oliver, Hull #026 | 2014 Legacy Elite II - Outlaw Oliver, Hull #050 | 2022 Silverado High Country 3500HD SRW Diesel 4x4Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wandering Sagebrush Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 10 hours ago, Jason Foster said: Do you have a pet tiger named, Hobbes? Certainly, doesnβt everyone? Hull #364 - The RoadrunnerΒ 2023 F350 CCLB SRW 6.7L Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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