Camping humor!😂

[Katjo]

This gave me a chuckle!

[MAX Burner]

[ScubaRx]

I've been banned from shopping at one of out local Walmart's here in town. About 6 months ago I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my beautiful Doberman, Reacher, which weighed 110 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. I wondered what she thought I had. So, because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I explained to her that it was the Perfect Diet. Dog food is nutritionally complete and contains all the nutrients, protein, vitamins and minerals to adequately sustain a large carnivore for a lifetime. I added that the last time, it had worked really well and that I'd lost 50 pounds. Since I had gained back some weight lately, I had decided to give it another go. I told her the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.

Further, I told her that I knew I probably shouldn't do this, because the last time, I ended up in the hospital. I explained that I had awakened in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. (I need to mention here that practically everyone in the checkout line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in intensive care, because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.

[rideandfly]

On 8/6/2023 at 12:11 PM, Katjo said:

This gave me a chuckle!

This reminds me of when we were visiting another couple in their camper while camping in South Carolina. They had left canned alcoholic beverages outside of the camper to keep them cool. 
 

Later that evening raccoons started running around chasing each other making making lots of noise. There were many pine trees in the campground and the raccoons started climbing and falling out of the trees, too. You could hear them when they hit the ground.
 

We went outside and found holes chewed in all of the cans and realized the raccoons started acting up because they were drunk.

[Katjo]

@rideandfly Party animals!😂

[Katjo]

😂

[SeaDawg]

2 hours ago, Katjo said:

😂

Omg, no way to chock those wheels...

🤣🤣🤣

[mountainoliver]

Just to hopefully relieve some of the forum snarkyness.

Trying to get to the last campsite before the other guy:

[ScubaRx]

4 minutes ago, mountainoliver said:

Just to hopefully relieve some of the forum snarkyness.

Trying to get to the last campsite before the other guy:

Why are the trailer tires smoking?

[mountainoliver]

Just now, ScubaRx said:

Why are the trailer tires smoking?

I don’t know 

[ScubaRx]

It's a Christmas mystery! Hope you guys are well. Will we see you in Q next year?

[mountainoliver]

Hopefully, I’m dealing with another retinal detachment. Thankfully it took place before we left for our winter trip. Stuck home for another month so who knows? 

[topgun2]

18 minutes ago, ScubaRx said:

Why are the trailer tires smoking?

They left the emergency brakes on?

[ScubaRx]

4 hours ago, mountainoliver said:

Hopefully, I’m dealing with another retinal detachment. Thankfully it took place before we left for our winter trip. Stuck home for another month so who knows? 

Good Luck, I just had both cataracts removed. I'm having them mounted as earrings for Tali's Christmas.

[MAX Burner]

4 hours ago, ScubaRx said:

Why are the trailer tires smoking?

Why does it look like the guy on the left (behind) has two rear axles?  Tag axle?

[John Dorrer]

11 hours ago, MAX Burner said:

Why does it look like the guy on the left (behind) has two rear axles?  Tag axle?

The rear axle is for the super charger😎

[Ronbrink]

[Wandering Sagebrush]

2 hours ago, Ronbrink said:

I don’t see an escalator, how can you camp without an escalator?

[Ronbrink]

50 minutes ago, Wandering Sagebrush said:

I don’t see an escalator, how can you camp without an escalator?

I’ll break the ‘news’ to her miles down the road when there’s no turning back!

[topgun2]

1 hour ago, Ronbrink said:

I’ll break the ‘news’ to her miles down the road when there’s no turning back!

Let us know how THAT works out for ya.😆

[Jason Foster]

On 10/16/2021 at 10:41 PM, SeaDawg said:

So true.

I had to read that twice.  First time I read, "No one ever has bears around the microwave."

[Jason Foster]

On 9/5/2023 at 5:47 PM, ScubaRx said:

I've been banned from shopping at one of out local Walmart's here in town. About 6 months ago I was in Walmart buying a large bag of Purina dog food for my beautiful Doberman, Reacher, which weighed 110 lbs. I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. I wondered what she thought I had. So, because I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse, I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I explained to her that it was the Perfect Diet. Dog food is nutritionally complete and contains all the nutrients, protein, vitamins and minerals to adequately sustain a large carnivore for a lifetime. I added that the last time, it had worked really well and that I'd lost 50 pounds. Since I had gained back some weight lately, I had decided to give it another go. I told her the way that it works is, to load your jacket pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry.

Further, I told her that I knew I probably shouldn't do this, because the last time, I ended up in the hospital. I explained that I had awakened in the intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms. (I need to mention here that practically everyone in the checkout line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I had ended up in intensive care, because the dog food had poisoned me. I told her no, I had stopped to pee on a Fire Hydrant and a car hit me.

Do you have a pet tiger named, Hobbes?

[Jason Foster]

On 12/12/2023 at 7:30 PM, MAX Burner said:

Why does it look like the guy on the left (behind) has two rear axles?  Tag axle?

That is photoshopped.  This, however, was taken off of Google Maps when I was researching the drive to and from Hohenwald.

[ScubaRx]

I've noticed that on street view, google maps will often "double" parts of a photo. But I want me one of those trucks. I could haul a mill, welder and a lathe as well as everything else we carry.

[Wandering Sagebrush]

10 hours ago, Jason Foster said:

Do you have a pet tiger named, Hobbes?

Certainly, doesn’t everyone?